Two Gamers #13- Rage Quit?

Superm6031: Hey Guys, and welcome to another exciting episode of Two Gamers! This week, Marcus is playing Homefront on the hardest difficulty and karma somehow, isn't on his side.
Marcus: I have no clue why people think Heartland is the hardest mission in this game? It's so easy!
Rob: Yeah, wait till you get to the church then you'll change your mind.
Marcus: Dude, I'm too good at Video Games. Nothing is too hard for me to handle!
Rob: That's what you said about Black Ops, that one mission took you 5 months to beat.
Marcus: Well all Video Game developers didn't know what the heck their doing, so yeah. And it makes you wonder what they were smoking up at the time.
Rob: Well you do realize that the developers who Homefront are now jobless, right?
Marcus: Oh really?
Rob: Yeah, really.
Marcus: Well they did a great job on this game why did they close down?
Rob: Let me put this in a term where you can understand, Homefront Sucked!!
Marcus: Look, this game doesn't even su- WHAT THE DOG CRAP BRO THEY'RE ONLY SHOOTING AT ME.
Rob: Dude, calm down, it's just a game.
Marcus: Calm Down?! My teammates aren't even helping me, there just shooting at random crap! And the enemy AIs are too focused on killing me instead of them!
Rob: That's one problem with Homefront man, the AIs are extremely dumb.
Marcus: Dude how many of these guys are even here, they just keep on infinitely spawning at random places!
Rob: I told you, this part of the game is literally broken.
Marcus: Screw it I'm just going to run through them!
Rob: I wouldn't do that if I were you...
Marcus: COME ON!! THIS LEVEL IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO PASS!
Rob: Okay I'll just call Nick, hopefully he'll get your money back.
Marcus: NO! I need to beat this level otherwise I'll regret it for the rest of my life!
Rob: Well, okay then man.
*Meanwhile*
Marley: Oh hey Nick!
Nick: What do you need today Marley!
Marley: I'm just here to buy a video game, as usual.
Nick: I can give you a recommendation.
Marley: Okay, I want to hear it.
Nick: Have you tried Homefront?
Marley: I never heard of it.
Nick: Well it's about Korean Republic taking over the United States.
Marley: That sounds pretty interesting! But how much does it cost right now?
Nick: Right now it's, $15 dollars.
Marley: Good price and a great looking cover, I'll buy it!
Nick: Good choice my friend, good choice!
*30 Minutes Later*
Marley: Sweet I get to snipe people from a tower!
Marley: WHAT! HOW DID I DIE!
*Meanwhile*
Marcus: I just want to destroy this game, this level is nearly impossible to complete!
Nick: I think I already know that...
Marcus: OH MY GOD I MADE IT TO THE HELICOPTER!
Nick: Good, now you have to stay alive in order to get in the heli-
Marcus: NO! AND I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE ENTIRE THING ALL OVER AGAIN!?
Nick: Marcus, just calm down!
Marcus: CALM DOWN? CALM DOWN! YOU KNOW WHAT?
Nick: What?
*Marcus Takes Out Homefront*
Marcus: THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF THIS GAME!!
*Throws Out The Window*
Marcus: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT!?
Nick: I'll tell you one thing, how are you supposed to get a refund on that game?
Marcus: ....
Nick: Marcus..
Marcus: WHAT THE FU-
Superm6031: Believe it or not I got frustrated at Homefront on that one mission Heartland on Guerrilla difficulty. That level is literally broken.
Till The Next Episode!!
Marley: Nick I want a refund on this game!
Nick: But why?
Marley: IT SUCKS THAT'S WHY! THIS SHOULD BE HIDDEN BEHIND THE COUNTER! SO SUCK ON THIS!
*Hits Nick With Homefront*

Black Ops 2, Release Date And Logo!

Hey Guys, photos were leaked of Target pre-order cards for Call Of Duty Black Ops 2, which contains the logo and release date!

These are the pre-order cards for Black Ops 2 on Xbox 360 And PlayStation 3

So Black Ops 2 will be released on November 13, 2012. But be sure to watch the official trailer for the game on May 1st during the NBA Playoffs on TNT. I'll be sure to upload the trailer.

Till Next Time!!

It's Confirmed: Halo 4 To Release On November 6th, 2012 & A possible Announcement on Black Ops 2

Hey Guys, 343 industries finally confirmed that Halo 4 will launch on November 6th, 2012 have rumors were spread on "The Verge". So if your a big fan of the Halo series, this is a must get game for the year!

In other news, a miscellaneous photo reveals that Black Ops 2 might be announced on May 5, 2012.

It's probably going to be the same as any Call Of Duty game.
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Could The Black Ops 2 Rumors Be True?

Hey Guys, I found a leaked image of Black Ops 2 which contains a date and I can say this, it's not the release date, that's for sure.

On April 28th, 2012 I'm assuming that a teaser trailer or something relevant to it will be released. So as of today, there will be a Black Ops 2.
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Xbox 360 Controllers: Chrome Series Coming In May

Hey Guys, Chrome controllers are coming in May for the Xbox 360. They look pretty shiny and slick looking. But as usual, these don't come cheap.



Each of them are $54.99, so I'll recommend buying at least two at the most. They come in three colors which are Red, Silver, And Blue. However, these are limited edition, so get them while you can if your interested.
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Editorial: Why I Like The MK14 In MW3

Hey Guys, my favorite weapon in Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 3 is currently the MK14. Most players consider this to be the most overpowered weapon in the game. And this weapon is seriously overpowered, no frigging joke! But here's why I like it.

• It takes about two hits to kill somebody at close range. But since this weapon is Semi-Automatic, it fails at close range, but it's super accurate.
• The recoil can be easily manged with the Kick proficiency and or the Suppressor attachment.
• It's an instant kill if you shoot somebody in the head with this gun.
• It takes about 3 hits from a far range to kill someone

If you play Modern Warfare 3 online, I would highly recommend this gun to you. Especially in the Search & Destroy game mode, and believe me, when your good with it, you'll level up extremely quick.
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Resident Evil Operation Raccoon City Review

Hey Guys, I've been a fan of Resident Evil for a pretty long time. But when I played Operation Raccoon City, I though to myself when did Resident Evil go wrong.

Story: 5
Events that occurred in Resident Evil 2 do appear in Operation Raccoon City. Although I have no idea what this team is dealing with. It goes from one scenario to another, and one mission to another. Let alone that this game is relatively short. And the worst part of the story is that your mostly killing military members rather than zombies.

Graphics: 7
Even when your playing the game in 1080p, the graphics are just average. But the character models are pretty good looking. And somehow, the graphics are bold looking.

Gameplay: 6
Capcom always wants to try something new with Resident Evil when it comes to the gameplay. If you played Resident Evil Outbreak, you can turn into a Zombie but you loose control over your character. There is also this new element is the game where you can automatically take cover, but this is extremely annoying. If I recall correctly, this is probably the only Resident Evil game where you can dive. Also, the gun shots are extremely unrealistic sounding. Overall, the Gameplay is just mediocre.

Multiplayer: 5
I didn't enjoy the Versus mode, the only good mode is the Heroes mode. And the Co-Op is pretty good, but since the game is bad, it's hard to even find a match. So not even the Multiplayer is enough to actually make this game "fun".

VGT SCORE: 5 OUT OF 10 (MEDIOCRE)
The story honestly has nothing to do with the main storyline of the Resident Evil Franchise. Thee Gameplay is average and sometimes bad. The graphics are average as well. And the Multiplayer and Co-Op don't really make it up to the hype. So please for the love of god, don't pay $60 dollars for this game, at least rent it to see if you like. Where did Resident Evil Go Wrong?!
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Editorial: So Addicted To Team Fortress 2...

Hey Guys, I'm like totally hyped up on Team Fortress 2 right now. It's totally fun to play since there is no hackers and no K/D ratio. So I can do whatever I want in the game and I don't care if I do suck at the game badly.

You can download the game for free on Steam or get it from The Orange Box. Believe me, this game is pretty fun, I'm surprised this game is free.
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What You Need To Know About Assassin's Creed III

Hey Guys, I got my GameInformer today which gives out a lot of information on Assassin's Creed III. Now I'll give out important information that was given in the magazine.

Character's Name: Connor
Time Period: 1753-1783
Confirmed Historical Figures
*George Washington
* Benjamin Franklin
* Charles Lee

Q: Will Tower Defense Return?
A: For sure not, since not many players in Assassin's Creed Revelations enjoyed it. Even if you did like it, don't expect it in Assassin's Creed III.

Q: The New Animus?
A: The Animus 3.0 will be introduced

Q: Any Changes In The Factions?
A: There is going to be some changes with the Factions. Buy aren't really specific at the time.

Q: Will You Be Able To Play The Full Life Of The Character?
A: Just like Assassin's Creed II, your able to play the entire life of Connor from Childhood to Adulthood.
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Some major changes will be made to Assassin's Creed III. I think by looking at the screenshots, you could actually be able to use firearms. Also your going to be able to dual wield Tomahawks and use a Bow & Arrow. You can Pre-Order Assassin's Creed III today and will hit store shelves on October 30th.
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Assassin's Creed 3 Box Art (With Time Period Info!)

Hey Guys, Ubisoft released the box art for their upcoming game Assassin's Creed 3! It may also give details on the time period on this game. Although little is known on the new character in the game.

* The left side was actually Red, which was the British and The Blue side were the Americans. I though the left side was actually Gray at first.

At first I thought it was the Civil War, but after looking at the Trailer, it actually takes place during the American Revolution. Which was a war with America and Great Britain.
Till Next Time!!